Where's Liam Neeson When You Need Him?

Caught in a maelstrom

of scammers

crooks

and

liars

I live in a state of

paranoid despair

Why is this happening?

I'm a nice guy

reformed some might say

Raindog 5.0

The kinder

gentler

Raindog

I help out

the little guys

in this

crazy

fucked up

life

And yet

it seems

like every

time I turn

around

there's

somebody trying

to rip me off

Makes me wish

I had someone who

could help me

deal with

this

mess

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RD Armstrong